The Unequivocally Naughty Bunny - Story Book

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Jaundiced Books - Sean Copeland’s - Unequivocally Naughty Bunny

“The Unequivocally Naughty Bunny is naughty when he eats his father’s newspapers with milk, passes out after being starved by his mother, and kicks a football at his friend’s head. But when little bunny’s mother threatened his life, little bunny promised to be submissive.” - Sean Copeland



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The Unequivocally Naughty Bunny - Intro Page 1

Introductory Page to Story Book

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“This jaundiced book belongs to ________”

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The Unequivocally Naughty Bunny - Intro Page 2

Introductory Page 2 to Story Book

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“Sean Copeland’s The Unequivocally Naughty Bunny”

“A Jaundiced Book - Welland”
“Jaundiced Books Publishing Company, Inc. Welland, Ontario, L3C 5V1″

“2004, Sean Copeland, All rights reserved”
“No part of this book may be reproduced or copied in any form without written permission from the copyright owner. The distinctive yellow coloured spine is really cool.”
“Printed in Canada. First Edition. 2004″



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The Unequivocally Naughty Bunny - Page 1

The Unequivocally Naughty Bunny - Page 1

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“The little bunny was unequivocally naughty. He tried to eat his father’s newspapers with milk at breakfast. After a few minutes he’d puke them up onto his father’s lap. This made his father think about Vietnam.”



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The Unequivocally Naughty Bunny - Page 2

The Unequivocally Naughty Bunny - Page 2

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“The little bunny liked to suck on the fumes from his father’s car. The little bunny’s father said, “I’m going to sleep with my mistress now. Don’t tell your mother and I’ll bring you home a present from the city.” The little bunny knew his father would bring him a present regardless, so he just laughed and hailed Hitler.”



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The Unequivocally Naughty Bunny - Page 3

The Unequivocally Naughty Bunny - Page 3

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Mrs. Bunny attempted a Matrix-style jump kick against the broom. The broom did a better one. The little bunny taunted the tiger head that he decapitated last week at the zoo and then shoved into the television. Oh, unequivocally naughty bunny.



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The Unequivocally Naughty Bunny - Page 4

The Unequivocally Naughty Bunny - Page 4

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“Mrs. Bunny pierced little bunny’s behind with the sharp metal bristles on her hair brush. Mrs. Bunny drew a large and frightening bear on the wall with little bunny’s blood to cheer him up. Little bunny found this funny and decided to go poop in his room in the shape of Winnie The Pooh to show he could be funny too.”



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The Unequivocally Naughty Bunny - Page 5

The Unequivocally Naughty Bunny - Page 5

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“Little Bunny found his room with a sizable gargantuan disarray of objects. His mother said she couldn’t find her heroin, so she decided to rockstar his room 1970’s style. Little bunny thought his mother was silly for doing this so he called her a f%#king b&@ch. Oh, unequivocally naughty bunny.”



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The Unequivocally Naughty Bunny - Page 6

The Unequivocally Naughty Bunny - Page 6

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“Later that morning, the little bunny taught his friend William a fun game that he called “dry humping”. William became very excited from playing this new game. The little bunny knew how William felt, so he made William chase him around the yard in a sexually frustrated rage.”



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The Unequivocally Naughty Bunny - Page 7

The Unequivocally Naughty Bunny - Page 7

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“The little bunny found the ball he stole from Walmart last week and kicked it at Williams face. William is slow, so he thought being hit by a ball was fun. The little bunny showed William where they buried his deceased grandmother, and then peed on the flowers growing there.”



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The Unequivocally Naughty Bunny - Page 8

The Unequivocally Naughty Bunny - Page 8

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“The little bunny decided to give his mother the flowers he peed on. Mrs. Bunny thought that was nice so she ate the flowers. What a delight.”



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The Unequivocally Naughty Bunny - Page 9

The Unequivocally Naughty Bunny - Page 9

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“Little bunny went back outside and did the 1990’s dance The Macarina. William had a sudden rush of explosive diarrhea. The little bunny began to sing the Lord’s prayer. William ran home crying.”



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The Unequivocally Naughty Bunny - Page 10

The Unequivocally Naughty Bunny - Page 10

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“William’s mother had her good friend Jack Daniels over again for a few drinks. William put the phone into his mother’s hand and made her eat it. This made William feel a lot better about his explosive diarrhea.”



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The Unequivocally Naughty Bunny - Page 11

The Unequivocally Naughty Bunny - Page 11

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“Mrs. Bunny found her heroin and learned that she must obey the blue penguin of death and starve little bunny or else she would be eaten by the purple blouse in her closet. The little bunny only ate half of the goat intestine sandwich and refused to drink the rooster stomach fluids. Mrs. Bunny was pleased.”



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The Unequivocally Naughty Bunny - Page 12

The Unequivocally Naughty Bunny - Page 12

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“The little bunny passed out from lack of nutrients. Mrs. Bunny thought he would make a good roast. She quickly found that he was too heavy to pick up and put into the oven.”



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The Unequivocally Naughty Bunny - Page 13

The Unequivocally Naughty Bunny - Page 13

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“The little bunny broke his Rubik’s cube into separate blocks and began eating them one by one. The little bunny thought to himself, ‘This must have been what the 1960’s were like.’ “



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